bad advice colomn

Burn it down

I want to leanr how to play the guitar but too lazy to do so

cut off herman li's hands and replace them with yours

i want to play Aion whenever possible but i'm too busy to do so..what should i do?

Attach your brain to it and leave your body to walk around

I want to go to a fantasy world without dying what should I do?

run away from home and hope you run into a dragon

i wanna dye my hair blue but i dont wanna spend money what should i do?

Get blue food colouring in your hair and hope for the best.

I need $500 NOW! What should I do nice people?

donate your heart to the ones that need it

my home smells bug repellent everywhere what should i do?

get a bunch of Febreeze and spray it all over the house buy like 50000 of them

I need a new weapon on a budget of $1 what should i do?

get a butter knife

i was supposed to make my cosplay 3 months ago what should i do?

just get a random wig, robe, and hat, or...do this >.> this will take you the most 3 minutes

I need to think of a title for the randomest plan ever what do i do?

PLAN Z!!!!!!!


Banana's are attacking my house!!! OH NOES!!

get your buckets of ice cream, fudge, cherries, strawberries, and whip cream and your katana! cut them in half and make giant banana splits

the squirrels are coming! what do we all do?

Attach with Chipmunks


Bad song is on the radio? WHat must one do?

destroy the radio by throwing it down the cliff of doom


theres no more peanut butter int he fridge DX and i dont gots cash to get more what do i do?

Buy an elephat with a year supply of peanuts then fight over them making them into peanut butter

my feet arre cold brr what should i do?

put them in the oven

im tired what should i do?!

inject yourself with a high dosage tranquilizer dart and hope for the best

I see the evil cat next door he stalks me what do i need to do

get a dog to follow you and he'll do the rest

holy mother of Petri Lindroos, the weather is way too hot..what can i do??

swim to the arctic regions and make a house out of sticks :D then live with the penguins and learn their ways

I need to get rid off the extra junk I got what must I do?

eat it


i need to do somthing to occupy free time

get nails, wood, bendable steel, and a hammer or a chainsaw and start building the only slide the connects to space and goes backwards o.O

i wanna get my own UFO

go to roswell and ask for theirs

I want my own anime character to lvie in my house

go dive into the tv screen and pull them out

i want my own zanpakto

steal one from ichigo ¬.¬
i want my own persocon >.<

steal it from the Chobbits world
I need an epic mecha

steal Lelouch's
i need to stop sleeping so late >.<