bad advice colomn

The object of this game is to have a person ask for advice, the next person gives them bad advice to solve the problem then asks their own question for the next person to answer (please don't actually use the advice)

Example
Person 1: I have a headache what should I do?
Person 2: Shoot yourself in the head with a gun, then you won't feel the pain anymore.
I need to get an A on my exam and it's tomorrow what should I do?
Person 3: Don't worry about studying instead attempt to assassinate your teacher by tomorrow morning.
Im hungry what should I do? and so on.

I'll start

my dog's being annoying what should i do?

Place a cat in its mouth

I'm hungry, what should I eat?

you should eat your breakfast lunch and dinner all at the same time so you dont have to cook tomorrow 8D

My friend is on fire what should I do?

Hit him repeatedly with a fire extinguisher. That's all they're good for anyway.

I need money what should I do?

rob a convenience store you know there ranking in the cash

I want to fly what should I do?

Jump of the empire state building, then hope.

I need a boyfriend, what do I do?

Repeatedly beat him up and hope he realizes your feelings.

I need more free time, what do I do?

drop out of school

i need a life what should i do?

Murder your best friend then keep their body under your body

My best friends a murderer, I thiknk, what should I do?

Make him made, hand him a knife, and see if it's true.

I need a new TV, what should I do?

Get a cardboard box and draw anime on it then sit down for hours on end

I cant smell a thing! WHat should I do?

get rid of your nose its useless now

im out of milk what should i do?

(OMG I could say the worst thing now but I wont)

Find one of your female pets, and no metter what speicise milk her for what she's got.

My fridge is broken and the cheese melted what do i do?

o.o make nachos and throw the fridge off Mt Everest

I need to think of something awesome what should I do?

Just think of me and you'll be right

My tounge hurts what should I do?

stab it with an ice pick
i need a way to get more time off my hands

Draw a clock on your hand then wash it off

I need a new pair of jeans what should I do?

make a pair

i want more sleep what should i do?

Destory the sun

I need to watch stuff but I cant be bothered

lock yourself up in the hyperbolic time chamber and watch all u can
i need a car what should i do?

steal one
i need a better guitar what should i do?

smash your old one and wish for a new if not then steal the nearest one and replace it with a tuba

I need a new way to get more ideas

cut your brain out and connect it to your computer


schools almsot over yay but then i dont get to see my crush nuu what should i do?

handcuff him to your bed and trap him in a cage and you get to see him every time you wake up

school starts in august i dont wanna go back so what do i do?

go missing

i don't want to go to the village my parents are planning on taking the family for vacations what should i do?