bad advice colomn

drink hot milk and then hypnotize yourself into sleep
I need to get rid of my sleepy eyes

Use a fork to take out your eyes..
I need to study for my retest thats tomorrow but I never opened a book and I can't be bothered (:

Cut your brain open and replace it with your computer.

I need a way to make the weekend go just a little bit longeeeeeeerr like that.

Make saturday's and sunday's (Weekends days) the only days of the weak that are 36 hours

I need to eat something.. Hungry

get the item nearest you and start finding out ways to cook it or just eat it raw

i dont own any hats what should i do?

Find a flying lemur and make a hat out of him.

I can't dance, what do I do?

Go to a music class and ask them to teach you, if they say its a music class not dancinf tell them you dance to the music no difference

I haven't slept for the whole night and i still don't want to but I.m tired :S

Drink half a bottle of Nyquil, then you have no choice on whether or not to go to bed.

My cat keeps marking everything, what should I do

Kill it..
I have to go swimming tomorrow but I don't want to >.<

Then find move the earth closer to the sun so all the water dries up.

I want to host shark week. What should I do?

move to Florida and purposely get bit by a shark then wait till you get old or suddenly get a boring voice, they'll choose you. its fate

i wanna go to bed but its so far away what should i do ? D=

throw a lasso and pull it to you

i need money..what should i do?

Rob a bank they should have some
I want to get an iPhone

Buy a phone and write an "i" on it. and baddabing! an iPhone!

I want to rule to the world, where should I start?

Start with Bee Hives :P

I want to get unlimited money, without any effort

Merrin wrote:

Place a cat in its mouth.
.I'm hungry, what should I eat?

hic hic ì U hungry then eat rice

I'll start this thing over.

I have homework but don't want to do it. What should I do?

Burn it..
I have a really bad cold.. how should I get rid of it?

Beg the God of Colds to take it away (and small world, I have a bad cold too. . . )

I can't find a song I like. What should I do?

Listen to Re: Your Brains by Jonathon Coulton ,,, you will forever love zombies after listening to it

How do I convince my cat that I do not need help typing?

Take the cat aside, give it a 45 minute lecture, and see how it goes from there.

I'm hungry, what should I do?

Go Cannibalistic, it never fails.


I have to go to school, but I didn't do my homework... what should I do?

play dead

i want to cheer up..any ideas?

Join the cheer-leading team


My dog has decided to lay in the mud. I can't let her in because she'll ruin the carpet, but it's raining out side so I can't leave her out there. What should I do?

Build an underground bomb shelter and lock the dog in there.


The british are coming! the british are coming! What do i do?