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Find Pacman and set him on those soldiers. Always works for me.

I have to do work but I don't want to. What should I do?

Easy, burn it. Thats what my friend does literely.

According to China red is the colour of happiness, what is the colour of saddness and once I find out what should I do with this knowlage?

I guess it'd be blue since it's the opposite of red and you could paint the whole world blue except your home which will be red so that everybody will be sad except you.

I have to eat a food I absolutely hate..what should I do?

You should turn into a Zombie, then you don't care what you eat, all you'll want to eat is brains!!



I have this homework I need to do for tomorrow but I'm really lazy and don't want to do it... how should I avoid doing it?

Spend the night making outrageous excuses, pick the best one in the morning, and prepare for it like you would a stage play! I'm quite sure your teacher will believe you.

I don't know if I should have a snack right now, what should I do?

Don't have a snack! Eat an entire meal! Eat so much that you feel like you are going to explode!


There's a chance of rain tomorrow morning! What should I do! It will interrupt my plan for a morning run!

Become a waterbender and bend the rain so you don't get wet.

My break is almost over, what do I do?